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#1 User is offline   Larry White 

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 04:06 PM

Merlin and Chuck Hill went to a 3 gun match today at Brownsville Texas. Start up match for a new club. Merlin said it was a little diffrent, kind of a cross of USPSA, IDPA, 3 gun rules and steel challange. I guess he figgered it out, he won the match. Awards were a little diffrent too, Merlin won a pig. Some how that seems about rignt.-----------Larry
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 04:13 PM

View PostLarry White, on Jul 12 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

Merlin and Chuck Hill went to a 3 gun match today at Brownsville Texas. Start up match for a new club. Merlin said it was a little diffrent, kind of a cross of USPSA, IDPA, 3 gun rules and steel challange. I guess he figgered it out, he won the match. Awards were a little diffrent too, Merlin won a pig. Some how that seems about rignt.-----------Larry



A real live pig???

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 04:24 PM

Right Larry. Was it a real, live as in "porker" pig or.............................
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 04:24 PM

Yep, real live pig, hair, hide, piggy little eyes, pointy ears,the whole thing.----------Larry

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 04:31 PM

But for Merlin it was the right price - FREE! :rolleyes:
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 04:35 PM

We need some pictures.

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 04:40 PM

Aint nothing connected with 3 gun free, includeing a pig. Add guns, ammo and fuel for the truck thats a pricey pig.--------Larry
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 05:03 PM

I'd put a saddle and scabbard on the piggy and make it my new range cart!

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 05:06 PM

Did Merlin know that there was a pig in the prize pen? Could he have picked something different, like a chicken or duck?
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 05:24 PM

This is the stuff that Blue Collar 3-gunning Comedy is made of! :roflol:
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 05:50 PM

Did it come with a leash and a saddle or BBQ grill?

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 05:56 PM

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 06:26 PM

Pointy ears, from West Texas, daddy owned a liquor store?? I used to date her sister!!!

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 08:53 AM

I guess I forgot to mention that Merlins pig is still running around in the So. Tx brush. Merlin still has to go find him and catch or shoot him. Fact still remains that Merlin won a pig.-----------Larry
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:17 AM

That is something I would pick off of the prize table, a wild hog hunt.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:54 AM

View PostBryan 45, on Jul 12 2009, 06:03 PM, said:

I'd put a saddle and scabbard on the piggy and make it my new range cart!


Now Thats what Im thinkin :roflol:

Unless It becomes a Lonesome Dove Kinda thing :rolleyes:
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:13 AM

:cheers: Can you imagine a pig with saddle bags on hauling gear around. I'll bet people would pay to see that.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:48 AM

View PostLarry White, on Jul 12 2009, 05:24 PM, said:

Yep, real live pig, hair, hide, piggy little eyes, pointy ears,the whole thing.----------Larry

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Considering the amount of fancy equipment now seen in competition, some readers have complained loudly that the 'average guy' does not have a chance. It might be pointed out that this average guy never has had a chance. Competition is held to determine what is best, not what is average. And if all the equipment were standardized, the man who won would still not be in any sense average.

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:12 AM

Just about any old body may win an AR or a nice training package from the prize table...

I'll just guess I am the only guy EVER won a real live Texas brush porker in a 3 Gun shoot! :cheers:
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:58 PM

I just spoke to Trapr and he says release it, he will trap and shoot it, butcher it, make chops, ham and bacon, eat it....... and then send you the bill !! :roflol:

I think there is some scope here to make him the Team Triangle Shooting Sports 'Spider Pig' mascot - you could brand him with the TSS triangle and feed other competitors to him. :ph34r:
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 03:18 AM

View PostMike P, on Jul 12 2009, 05:06 PM, said:

Did Merlin know that there was a pig in the prize pen? Could he have picked something different, like a chicken or duck?
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The pig was a slow one, the ducks and the chickens were real fast!

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 04:15 AM

"Nice pig you got there, Doc!" - Doc Hollywood :roflol:
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 06:42 AM

Somehow I'm thinking this is about to go Brokeback mountin, all we need is Ty in on this and I'm sure there will be a felony in here somewhere. Not sure if it will be agianst man or beast but pretty sure I don't want to know, but then agian its like a train wreck, you don't want to look but you have too.

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:04 AM

View Postbenelli2, on Jul 14 2009, 07:42 AM, said:

Somehow I'm thinking this is about to go Brokeback mountin, all we need is Ty in on this and I'm sure there will be a felony in here somewhere. Not sure if it will be agianst man or beast but pretty sure I don't want to know, but then agian its like a train wreck, you don't want to look but you have too.


Can't be a felony of the beast is into it :surprise:

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 10:41 AM

Don't forget, Merlin -- "No matter how much lipstick you put on a (that) pig, you can't take it to the prom."
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