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#951 Dranoel


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:39 PM

Back when we had to take deer to the local shop to register our kill:

A gentleman we supposed was Middle Eastern came to our shop on opening day and excitedly walked in asking us, in broken English, to come outside and see his very nice kill. We of course did, genuinely interested in everyone's good fortune. He dropped the tailgate and revealed a very nice, tan, well horned Billy goat. We were all falling into each other, crying, peeing ourselves when he drove off.

That was more than 20 years ago and I still laugh.


My grandfather used to lose a cow or horse (or both, or more) every deer season. One year he took a bucket of yellow paint and painted "COW" on all his cows and "HORSE" on all his horses. At the end of deer season he hadn't lost a single animal.


But his tractor was full of holes. :D

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:04 PM

4 days of reading this thread... Chuckling on the couch, chortling at my desk, and giggling in bed (like usual). I'm looking forward to my next LGS visit so I can add to this! You guys rock!!
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Posted 28 July 2014 - 10:46 PM



Pretty sure I know where you may have been... had the pleasure of being in a shooting bay next to people doing the same thing... Talk about a concussion in an indoor range.

I love the people that unload at full speed at 3~5 yards and miss the paper...

Lol are you guys in So CA?
If so there's only one place this could have happened smile.gif


We are in the southwest.... of Ohio.


Target World it is then. That place sucks.

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 11:27 PM

It's completely true. Haven't you heard of all the fatalities that happen when people accidentally smash their thumbs with a hammer? The shock wave blows their heads clean off.

I did this recent and i think my head came off and I almost lost control of my bladder because it that.

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