Wisdom of a 3 year old
#1
Posted 05 February 2009 - 03:51 PM
"I am finding something to find."
I know he didn't really know what he was saying, but it was still one of those "Things that make you go Hmmm" moments.
#3
Posted 05 February 2009 - 04:26 PM
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#4
Posted 05 February 2009 - 04:51 PM
(or is it "...warp your mind around that one...")
Understanding Binary is as easy as 1-10-11.
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#5
Posted 05 February 2009 - 11:12 PM
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#10
Posted 06 February 2009 - 04:39 PM
This post has been edited by AlamoShooter: 06 February 2009 - 04:39 PM
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#12
Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:21 PM
AlamoShooter, on Feb 6 2009, 06:39 PM, said:
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#13
Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:35 PM
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#14
Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:35 PM
Understanding Binary is as easy as 1-10-11.
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#15
Posted 07 February 2009 - 03:41 AM
Ask GentlemanJim about the unfortunate women that watched me in my younger years
Or about the MEAN kids that wouldn't let me ride the merry-go-round in pre-school
He should be the one to tell the stories not me
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams.
If the wings are travelling faster than the fuselage; it's probably a helicopter, and therefore unsafe.
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
#16
Posted 07 February 2009 - 04:59 PM
SiG Lady, on Feb 6 2009, 09:35 PM, said:
And now you have Google
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#17
Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:23 PM
AlamoShooter, on Feb 7 2009, 06:59 PM, said:
With all that information at your fingertips, there are still some questions for which there are no answers...
Dare to Fail
"When you're driving hard out on the limit and the true love of speed comes over you, you don't want to slow up. You know that you ought to maybe. But you're locked into something so big that you can't let go. It's always the same -- the faster you go the less you care about being able to stop. Ever."
-- racing driver Sam Posey
#18
Posted 11 February 2009 - 01:24 PM
wide45, on Feb 7 2009, 05:23 PM, said:
A monk once asked Joshu: "Does a dog have a Buddha nature, or not?"
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#20
Posted 11 February 2009 - 02:59 PM
He gets a delivery and closes the door and his kids asks "Dad who was that?"
Gallegher says "It was the UPS man."
THe kid says "How do you know?"
Gallegher says "Hmmm.......I'm going to use that one."
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"Put away those clubs....real men go to the range!"
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#22
Posted 01 March 2009 - 03:49 PM
Sitting together with a group of friends I had a young boy of no more than two or three years present me with a broken toy jeep.
The windshield frame was unattached and one of the fenders was bent down against a tire making it impossible to turn.
Like the wise, caring sage I showed him how to reinsert the metal tabs into the cowl and reattach the windshield.
I "fixed" the windshield and handed it back to him.
He firmly grasped the windshield frame and promptly yanked it apart again.
My first reaction was to silently think, "see what you've done now, you little dumbass!".
You know where this is going right?
He'd pulled it apart so he could put it back together himself which he proceeded to do.
Lesson #1 taught and learned...only I was the student.
Then I bent the fender free of the tire, spun the wheel, and as I handed it back to him I said, "Now you can go fast!", like Mr. Fixit had done him a big favor.
He looked up at me and replied, "Why go fast?".
I was stumped.
Thus ended my Lesson #2.
This post has been edited by doc540: 01 March 2009 - 03:52 PM
#23
Posted 01 March 2009 - 04:02 PM

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