I would speak slower, ...But you wouldn't confused as soon
Edited by AlamoShooter, 15 May 2012 - 05:11 PM.
When Insults And People Had Class
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 05:09 PM
IN a Battle of Witt's , your defenseless
I would speak slower, ...But you wouldn't confused as soon
I would speak slower, ...But you wouldn't confused as soon
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:14 AM
One of my favorites, Were your parents related before they were married? Usually leaves them speechless thinking.
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 08:46 AM
An oldie but a goodie. If my dog looked like you I'd shave his a$$ and teach him to walk backwards. 
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"What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!" Lazarus Long
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:41 AM
" The problem with you boy, is you've got no grace. You have to allow a man his illusions."
George Kennedy in Cahill, US Marshall
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 12:15 PM
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 05:43 PM
This thread is full of cockalorums, lickspittles, smellfunguses, snollygosters, ninnyhammers, mumpsimuses, milksops, and hobbledehoys.
Sure, I may be a pettifogger, but at least I'm not a mooncalf.
Sure, I may be a pettifogger, but at least I'm not a mooncalf.
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 05:46 PM
This thread is full of cockalorums, lickspittles, smellfunguses, snollygosters, ninnyhammers, mumpsimuses, milksops, and hobbledehoys.
Sure, I may be a pettifogger, but at least I'm not a mooncalf.
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sorry, reminded me of lord of the rings.
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 05:49 PM
This thread is full of cockalorums, lickspittles, smellfunguses, snollygosters, ninnyhammers, mumpsimuses, milksops, and hobbledehoys.
Sure, I may be a pettifogger, but at least I'm not a mooncalf.
proudFEET!
sorry, reminded me of lord of the rings.
"Confusticate and bebother those dwarves!"
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 09:48 AM
There's a really great one that ended up on the cutting room floor of Jurassic Park 2, very early where we're introduced to the big game hunter character. He observes a rowdy group at a restaurant harassing a waitress and walks up to the table, looks directly at the main instigator and declares "You, sir, are no gentleman!" The guy guffaws and says is that the best insult you can come up with? The hunter replies stolidly "I can think of none worse."
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Mark says "...don't tell his Mom he's a DRL; she thinks he's still a piano player in a cathouse." I'm the other DRL in The Firm and I AM a piano player!
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:26 AM
Flap-ear'd knave.Hmmmmmmmm..... now who does that remind you of?A whoreson beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave! - petruchio (shakespeare)
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"What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!" Lazarus Long
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 12:04 PM
From British Officer Evaluations:
"This man is depriving some village of an idiot"
"You'll' be lucky if you have this officer work for you"
"Works very well when sober"
"His men follow him out of mere curiosity"
"Has the potential, with close supervision, to become a marginally satisfactory performer"
"This man is depriving some village of an idiot"
"You'll' be lucky if you have this officer work for you"
"Works very well when sober"
"His men follow him out of mere curiosity"
"Has the potential, with close supervision, to become a marginally satisfactory performer"
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 08:41 AM
From my Dad: "I'd like to buy her for what shes worth and sell her for her asking price."
Me to HR: "I'd rather hire a menstruating blonde monkey than someone with engineer in their resume. You can't tell them anything."
My all time favorite was from the movie out of Africa. In a conversation where a douche finds out that Robert Redford had been bedding his wife. The husband confronts him and states "You mighten have asked." Redford replies, "I did.....She said yes."
Me to HR: "I'd rather hire a menstruating blonde monkey than someone with engineer in their resume. You can't tell them anything."
My all time favorite was from the movie out of Africa. In a conversation where a douche finds out that Robert Redford had been bedding his wife. The husband confronts him and states "You mighten have asked." Redford replies, "I did.....She said yes."
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Grant me victory over my foes and thoes that wish to do harm to me and mine.
Let not my last thought be 'If I only had my gun'.
And Lord if today is truly the day that you call me home, let me die in a pile of empty brass..."
Grant me victory over my foes and thoes that wish to do harm to me and mine.
Let not my last thought be 'If I only had my gun'.
And Lord if today is truly the day that you call me home, let me die in a pile of empty brass..."
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 06:32 AM
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan
Wait, wait! We have liberal friends?
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 08:47 AM
"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know".
"We're Marines, We took Iwo Jima. Baghdad ain't shit." - Gen. Kelly, USMC
"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on? " - Gen. John W. Vessey Jr., USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff; during the assault on Grenada, 1983
"A golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range." - Jeff Cooper
"Character is doing what's right when nobody's looking." - J.C. Watts
"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on? " - Gen. John W. Vessey Jr., USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff; during the assault on Grenada, 1983
"A golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range." - Jeff Cooper
"Character is doing what's right when nobody's looking." - J.C. Watts
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 08:59 AM
"Your just now getting to where Iv'e already been."
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If not now, when? If not us, who?
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“If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin.” Samuel Adams, 1780
If not now, when? If not us, who?
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 09:08 AM
"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know".
"I've spilled more than you've drank"
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"You have to allow a man his illusions."
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:00 AM
A drunk to a waitress: "I'd really like to get in your pants."
Waitress to drunk: "Thanks, but my pants already have an a_-hole in them."
Waitress to drunk: "Thanks, but my pants already have an a_-hole in them."
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