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[Merlin Orr]

Message-Id: <20060805101231.A7E8F97868C@mail.ulmserver.de> Date: Sat, 5 Aug 2006 12:12:31 +0200 (CEST) X-Virus-Scanned: by amavisd-new-20030616-p10 (Debian) at ulmserver.de X-Amavis-Alert: BAD HEADER Improper use of control character (char 0D hex) in message header 'MIME-Version' MIME-Version: 1.0\r\n ^ Hello, I am Mr.James Berry Esq. (Managing Partner) Barrister, associate member,Advocate, Solicitor and owner of James Berry & Associates Law firm,Born May 31, 1955; admitted, 1984. Education: LL.B 1979 University of Reading Practice Areas: Company; Commercial; Employment; Intellectual Property; Computer and Media Law e.t.c check my profile At our firm webpage:http://jamesberrylaw.com/home-index.htm Click on the third item (lawyers) and you will find me. I represent Mrs. Elena Khordokovsky the wife of Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky of Chistoprudni Boulevard, Suite 199 Moscow, Russia, the former C.E.O of Yukos Oil Company in Russia, here in after shall be referred to as my client. I do apologize for invading your privacy but because of the need and urgency of this matter, I am contacting you to solicit your assistance and partnership. I will at this point do ask for your favor by asking you to please click on the links below for various articles and reports that unfolds the whole drama that has led to Mr. khodorkovsky predicaments and incarceration and all other moves which are still currently in high gears towards confisticating as many more assets and investments belonging to Mr. Khodorkovsky and it is as a result of this that we are secretly trying as much as possible to get his funds out and safe for investment at least for his family that he lives behind to hold on to. http://news.bbc.co.u...ess/4595289.stm I also ask that you can conduct as much research as you can on this story and then we can proceed further. I have a very sensitive brief from this top (oligarch) to ask for your partnership to investing Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky Investment Portfolio worth $120 Million (One Hundred and Twenty Million United States Dollars) into real estate as he wishes. I don’t know if you are current with the calamity that has befell Mr. Khordokovsky but I will give the details and summary of the situation upon your responds on your willingness to assist his wife here in after shall be referred to as my client in her investment proposal and we came to arrive at this point whereby we are now looking for your help. For now, I cannot disclose were the funds are now or what financial institution is currently holding such investments, this is purely for security reasons being that for now we cannot ascertain your trust now but when we do, we will do so, trust me you will have assess to all vital information about this transaction and how you are to become involved and what needs to be done. This is a legitimate transaction and Mrs. Elena Khordokovsky has voluntarily decided to pay you 10% of the Investment Portfolio for your sincere willingness to be the custodian of the Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky Investment Portfolio before it will be invested into real estates. Please write back to my private and personal email address below for more details: E-mail: jamesberryassociates4@yahoo.co.uk Finally, please note that this transaction is strictly confidential due to the current political calamity that has befell Mr. Khordokovsky here in Russia, I am in charge of handling this transaction legally on behalf of his wife Mrs. Elena and family, I am also the only lawyer aware and of this transaction in my office, please do not call or contact me at my office desk for this transaction security as I am presently in Moscow, Russia with Mrs. Elena Khordokovsky. For now you can contact me through my personal email above and I will get back to you on time. Please write back promptly. Write me back. I look forward to it. Sincerely, Mr. James Berry (Esq.) ================================== JAMES BERRY & ASSOCIATES. 304B API World Tower, Sheikh Zayed Road Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Main Telephone : +971(4) 3317552 Fascimile (Fax): +971(4) 3317553 www.jamesberrylaw.com ==================================

[tightloop]

You have to be the luckiest guy on the earth...first won the London Lotto and now this...good things come in three's, so there is one more on the horizon..I can see that one being that you use some of your vast financial empire to buy at least 5 Open blasters and a couple of long guns from Benny to shoot three gun...

[George]

Hey Merlin, now that you are rich "beyond belief", howzabout investin' in my new cialis/hoodia/rolex/OEM software distribution center in Nigeria. Guaranteed fast results, no risk, no shjt ;-)

[Merlin Orr]

Hey Merlin, now that you are rich "beyond belief", howzabout investin' in my new cialis/hoodia/rolex/OEM software distribution center in Nigeria. Guaranteed fast results, no risk, no shjt ;-)

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I will seriously consider all investment opportunities. Right now I am entertaining an offer to invest heavily in a timeshare ostrich/emu/mink oil operation located in a resort area in the Amazon rain forest in which a rare orchid that has incredible male enhancement properties has been discovered. If you will send me your home phone number and your Social Security number I will get you hooked at ground floor level in this.

Expect a call from one of my prospective partners, Benny, Rocky, Mugabudo, Mohammed or Guido tKP.

[Vlad]

http://419eater.com/ for hours of fun.

[SiG Lady]

GAWWWWWD... We just can't live in peace any more......... It's like living in a house that's being constantly invaded by a dozen different kind of hideous stinging and biting insects! Gah!! I hate it.

[38superman]

This junk wouldn't exist if it weren't for the brainless wonders that keep falling for it.
I blame them as much as the scam artists.

T

[George]

I blame them as much as the scam artists.

S'Truth! You can't blame them for bellying up to a wide open feed trough anymore than you can blame raccoons for rooting through a wide open garbage can ;-)

[SiG Lady]

Yep... common sense 'left the building' looooooong ago.

[Merlin Orr]

Today's e mail..... Anyone seen this?




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[SiG Lady]

Boy, you're really on the schmuck list, aren't you...??!! Where've you been hanging out online, anyway...??

[BrianH]

I actually have $1500 in travellers checks that were mailed to me from Africa for some furniture I was selling on craigslist.

[Merlin Orr]

I actually have $1500 in travellers checks that were mailed to me from Africa for some furniture I was selling on craigslist.

For real?? Or is this just getting even with the continent of Africa?

[BrianH]

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I actually have $1500 in travellers checks that were mailed to me from Africa for some furniture I was selling on craigslist.

For real?? Or is this just getting even with the continent of Africa?

Straight from Nigeria.....!

[tightloop]

You mean there is someone in Nigeria with actual US money? Damn....

[BrianH]

They're beautiful forgeries....anyone but a banker would be fooled...

[Merlin Orr]

Wow.... How did you knock them off as funny?

Edited by Merlin Orr, 07 August 2006 - 07:00 PM.

[GmanCdp]

HERE'S A GOOD LINK TO LOOK AT.....

i get paypal warnings all the time...................

http:www.antiphishing.org

[Merlin Orr]

Dear Friend,

My name is William Stevenson a British merchant formally based in Dubai.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business.

Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God Is About To Call me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in Africa and Asia including the psunami victims.

Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I have left for them.


before I became ill. Presently, I am still having a deposit with a bank that is yet to be disposed of. I Beg You In The name of God to Help Me Take The Money To Any Orphanage Home Close To You. I Believe That You Would Offer This Service For Humanity Sake. If You Can Help Me. Get Back To Me.May the Good Lord Bless You And Your Family

I Await Your Response.

Regards.
Williams

[AGYoung]

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[Larry White]

How many guns did you buy from him?------Larry

[Merlin Orr]

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[Waltermitty]

Sent: 05 September 2006 11:19
Subject: BUSINESS ASSISTANCE FROM IRAQ


Dear Friend,

I am Sgt Chung Lee Tao of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq. On the 10th day of August 2006,

We were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq. After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp.

Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs (cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $25M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I assure and promise to give you 20% of this fund.

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission.

Sincere regards,
Sgt Chung Lee Tao

[SiG Lady]

Gah, are they serious...? Whatta joke.........
This stuff gets more surreal by the day.

[Merlin Orr]

Mrs. Maria /Dennis Nkosi
Johannesburg South Africa

Dear: Sir/Madam,
With due respect, trust and humility, I write you this proposal, which I believe will be a great surprise, and as well, interest to you. I found your contact while I was doing a private research on the Internet for a reliable and capable foreign partner that would assist my family. I am Mrs Maria Nkosi, the wife of Mr. Morris Nkosi of Zimbabwe.

During the current war against farmers in Zimbabwe, by the supporters of our president, Robert Mugabe to claim all the white owned farms, all the white and black farmers were ordered to surrender their farms to his party members and his followers. My husband who was one of the best farmers in our country did not support the president’s idea, and because of that, the party members of R.Mugabe invaded my husband's farms and burnt everything therein, killed my husband and made away with my husband's farming equipments.

After the death of my husband, my children and I decided to move out of Zimbabwe because our lives were in danger with the money that my husband kept in his hidden safe in our house. The amount contained in the safe is US$11M (ELEVEN MILLION DOLLARS) and we decided to code the money and move to the Republic of South Africa where we deposited the money in a Security Company as a valuable item. I decided to make contact with an overseas firm for assistance to move this money out of South Africa, because we are asylum seekers here we were not allowed to open an account which prompted us deposit the money

So if you consider this proposal, we have agreed to give you 10% of the total sum for your assistance towards moving this money to your country for a profitable investment, and 5% will be mapped out for expenses that may incur during this transaction and 85% Will be for my family to invest in your country. If you see reasons to help my family, please do not hesitate to either call my son, Mr. Dennis Nkosi at:+ 27-73-131-6566 or email him at: mariankossi@yahoo.com This
transaction is 100% risk free and absolutely confidential

Thanks and God bless you.

Best Regard,
Mrs. Maria Nkosi
(For the family)
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