You Know You're A Shooter When....
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 07:23 PM
...When you make jewelry out of brass shell casings (yes, I've done this).
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 10:29 PM
.. there are more concealed handguns in attendance at your wedding than a Mafia funeral. Or, your wife suggests changing the home phone to 1 800 GUN-INFO.
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Posted 27 August 2012 - 08:17 AM
When your 8 years old asks you to kill the next woodchuck with his rifle, because his rifle hasn't killed anything yet.
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Posted 31 August 2012 - 08:40 AM
When you hear "precious metals" you instantly think you need to buy more bullets and brass.
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Posted 04 November 2012 - 06:06 PM
When you dont need a facebook account because all of you friends are on brianenos.com/forums
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Posted 04 November 2012 - 06:50 PM
when you look at the value of other commodities in boxes of ammo versus dollar value
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 12:35 AM
You have a repetitive stress injury from pulling the handle on your press.
You measure the spices on your steak in grains.
When your doctor mentions lead levels, and you tell him you're OK. 15,000 at home and 15,000 more bullets on order.
You measure the spices on your steak in grains.
When your doctor mentions lead levels, and you tell him you're OK. 15,000 at home and 15,000 more bullets on order.
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Posted 16 November 2012 - 07:38 PM
You measure the boot space on a car by how much 22lr ammunition or dead deer you can fit in it.
So many guns, so little time.
"For those people who think he's done his time and should be let out, perhaps invite him to their family, their daughters, bounce their kids up and down on his knee and see what they think?"
"For those people who think he's done his time and should be let out, perhaps invite him to their family, their daughters, bounce their kids up and down on his knee and see what they think?"
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Posted 16 November 2012 - 09:17 PM
You buy a new travel trailer and have not taken it on any trips that do not involve shooting a match.
Ammo and gun storage is more important in said trailer than a TV or AC.
You also have enough ammo in it at all times to shoot at least one match for each shooting sport that you do.
Ammo and gun storage is more important in said trailer than a TV or AC.
You also have enough ammo in it at all times to shoot at least one match for each shooting sport that you do.
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"Oh Lord, if I die, please don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told her they cost!"
"Rule #3, An Ordnance Technician at a dead run outranks Everybody" - Commander Kevyn Andreyasn Schlock Mercenary
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 02:47 AM
When you clean your car out(under seats and trunk) and find enough loose ammo to shoot a match.
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:29 PM
When, as you check the trunk of a possible new car purchase, your non shooter wife says, "Gee, dear, are you sure you can get your gear in there?". ( 
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Being unconquerable lies within yourself - Sun-Tzu
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 03:30 AM
I do know that 10 Remington 597, in factory shipping cartons, do not fit in the trunk of a Chrysler 300C with factory subwoofer. But will sit nicely across the back seat with room to spare.
So many guns, so little time.
"For those people who think he's done his time and should be let out, perhaps invite him to their family, their daughters, bounce their kids up and down on his knee and see what they think?"
"For those people who think he's done his time and should be let out, perhaps invite him to their family, their daughters, bounce their kids up and down on his knee and see what they think?"
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Posted 23 November 2012 - 09:29 PM
My last two cars were purchased because my bullseye pistol box would fit in the trunk. I carried a tape measure around with me and didn't consider most because the trunks weren't tall enough.
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 02:36 AM
Friends come to visit when you get a new rifle much as they did when a new baby arrived.
no better place than here.. no better time than now....
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 09:28 PM
You added another 10 miles to your commute so you could build your own range.
If your buddy has a range in his back yard and you bitch about the walk to it.
If the price of your steel targets would buy a decent car.
If your steel targets would outweigh that car.
You know how long it will take you to clear a ppr but cant remember where you went to eat last night.
If you look at the safe room in your house and say why can't my gunsafe be that big.
If you converted your saferoom into your gun safe.
If you've calculated berm highth for the range in your yard. Then bought a ppr and had to re do the math.
If your first instinct when you talk with a cop is to invite them to shoot your duelingtree for cash.
If you've run that source of income dry because no local cops will shoot against you.
If you've thought about doing pistol instruction but realized it would cut into your range time.
If your buddy has a range in his back yard and you bitch about the walk to it.
If the price of your steel targets would buy a decent car.
If your steel targets would outweigh that car.
You know how long it will take you to clear a ppr but cant remember where you went to eat last night.
If you look at the safe room in your house and say why can't my gunsafe be that big.
If you converted your saferoom into your gun safe.
If you've calculated berm highth for the range in your yard. Then bought a ppr and had to re do the math.
If your first instinct when you talk with a cop is to invite them to shoot your duelingtree for cash.
If you've run that source of income dry because no local cops will shoot against you.
If you've thought about doing pistol instruction but realized it would cut into your range time.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 09:59 PM
If when trying to board a cruise ship, TSA interrogates you about the loaded ammo loose in the bottom of your bag.
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 08:27 AM
You set up practice stages on Sunday...in December...in the snow...
You follow law enforcement firearms qualification dates.... And go watch them shoot all day... Just so you can pick free brass after.
You can shoot the wings off the flies
You follow law enforcement firearms qualification dates.... And go watch them shoot all day... Just so you can pick free brass after.
You can shoot the wings off the flies
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:51 PM
Boy, isn't THAT the truth!"Friends come to visit when you get a new rifle much as they did when a new baby arrived."
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:47 PM
You go out to the mailbox and while walking down the driveway you find a stray Montana Gold 124 FMJ just laying there.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:24 PM
You might be a shooter if your wife looks up and says " so how many do you own now?" And your response is not enough
You might be a shooter if your family is always asking " why do you need any more guns" and your answer is I don't have a gun for that division.
You might be a shooter if you yell at the tv " that not how to old a gun" every time you see one.
You might be a shooter if all your friends end up buying the gun you recommend after talking to them about it.
You might be a shooter if your thumb is callused from loading rounds into the mag
You ARE a shooter if you correct people that call magazines a clip.
You might be a shooter if you cringe every time you hear some one dry fire a rim fire revolver
You might be a shooter if your family is always asking " why do you need any more guns" and your answer is I don't have a gun for that division.
You might be a shooter if you yell at the tv " that not how to old a gun" every time you see one.
You might be a shooter if all your friends end up buying the gun you recommend after talking to them about it.
You might be a shooter if your thumb is callused from loading rounds into the mag
You ARE a shooter if you correct people that call magazines a clip.
You might be a shooter if you cringe every time you hear some one dry fire a rim fire revolver
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Posted 12 February 2013 - 08:48 PM
When your wife asks: "Is there really an ammunition shortage?"
And you reply: "Not at our house."
And you reply: "Not at our house."
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:51 AM
When you ask your grandson if he's ready to go[somewhere] and he says Beeep.. 
Don't argue with an idiot,people watching may not be able to tell the difference. G'
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:04 AM
When you ask your grandson if he's ready to go[somewhere] and he says Beeep..
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