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Posted 11 May 2005 - 09:44 AM
Björn Dietrich
The above post is just my opinion. It isn't better than anyone else's and there's a good chance that it is BS, and based on theory instead of experience. The best scenario is that I based my opinion on my experiences. But these may be totally different from yours.
If you want the answer to your question, just go out there and experience .
The above post is just my opinion. It isn't better than anyone else's and there's a good chance that it is BS, and based on theory instead of experience. The best scenario is that I based my opinion on my experiences. But these may be totally different from yours.
If you want the answer to your question, just go out there and experience .
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 10:45 AM
ROFLMAO!
But I think they got some wrong.
That was so scary, I puckered up this small.
No really, you couldn't jackhammer a needle up my ass.
Retreat! Suspect is assuming the Egret stance!
Can anybody teach me how to load weak hand?
Single Stack Provisional Team members only.
Why is this Death Star behind schedule?
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Bunny sighted. Bring the Holy Hand Grenade up.
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Are you talkin' to me?! I don't see anybody else here so you must be talkin' to me.
But I think they got some wrong.
That was so scary, I puckered up this small.
No really, you couldn't jackhammer a needle up my ass.
Retreat! Suspect is assuming the Egret stance!
Can anybody teach me how to load weak hand?
Single Stack Provisional Team members only.
Why is this Death Star behind schedule?
http://www.petebevin.com/archives/signals/41column.gif
Bunny sighted. Bring the Holy Hand Grenade up.
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Are you talkin' to me?! I don't see anybody else here so you must be talkin' to me.
how many kids they've murdered only god can say
if I had a rocket launcher... I'd make somebody pay
if I had a rocket launcher... I'd make somebody pay
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 11:20 AM
Holy asswarmers, Batman... that shite is funny! 
"Dude, you can be such an ass sometimes... even Gandhi would have smacked you."– A friend
Cullen It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
Cullen It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 11:24 AM
Erik Warren, on May 11 2005, 11:45 AM, said:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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SOB #2 - The Envianator
"...we are breaking through all those sacred maxims of our forefathers, and giving alarm to every wise man on the continent of America, that all his rights depend on the will of men whose corruptions are notorious, who regard him as an enemy, and who have no interest in his prosperity." - George Johnstone, addressing the British House of Commons, October 26, 1775
"Of course I can count to three!! For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!!!"
Stewie Griffin
SOB #2 - The Envianator
"...we are breaking through all those sacred maxims of our forefathers, and giving alarm to every wise man on the continent of America, that all his rights depend on the will of men whose corruptions are notorious, who regard him as an enemy, and who have no interest in his prosperity." - George Johnstone, addressing the British House of Commons, October 26, 1775
"Of course I can count to three!! For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!!!"
Stewie Griffin
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 07:17 PM
I think they missed a few others:
Do NOT stand down-wind
Did you have beans for dinner?
Don't forget to flush! AGAIN
Bring up the LASER
Gah! Ice-Cream headache!
Do NOT stand down-wind
Did you have beans for dinner?
Don't forget to flush! AGAIN
Bring up the LASER
Gah! Ice-Cream headache!
This post has been edited by Rifter: 15 December 2005 - 11:22 PM
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 08:17 PM
Some warning before letting off hand grenades .... Now I can't hear shit.
Somewhere a True believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food & water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn't worry about what workout to do. His rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn't care 'how hard it is'; he knows he either wins or he dies ..... now who wants to Quit?
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 11:17 PM
Loser!
BIG Loser!
"WHHHAAAAAAAAZZZZUPPPP!!"
"Yo Dookie, pick up the phone!"
"WHHHAAAAAAAAZZZZUPPPP!!"
This post has been edited by short_round: 17 May 2005 - 05:27 PM
sic transit gloria mundi
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 11:47 PM
This is frickin' hilarious!!!!!
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1963 Triumph TR650 Tractor
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USPSA TY11141
Member Since 1989
AFM #655
2000 Yamaha TZ125 GP Bike
1963 Triumph TR650 Tractor
Axial Video Systems The Extreme Sports Video Specialists
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 12:34 AM
be feeerrry qwiiiet, I'm huntin wabbits.
you.. dropped.. your.. maaaag.., you.. dropped.. your.. maaaag..
aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh ......... cramp.
Somewhere a True believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food & water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn't worry about what workout to do. His rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn't care 'how hard it is'; he knows he either wins or he dies ..... now who wants to Quit?
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:43 AM
So it IS possible to laugh yourself to death.
It was a near thing.
It was a near thing.
Pride and fear are emotions, which hope for an outcome. Outcomes take your attention from the present, where the shooting happens, to the future. It is totally impossible to do anything in the future, because it hasn't happened yet. The key to shooting your best is to be present as the witness of the shooting. Do not judge, do not give yourself anything to live up to. We can only shoot as well as we have trained ourselves to shoot. To try to shoot only induces stress. Be content with your current ability. And accumulate practice to improve that ability. Consolidate, build strength where you feel weakness. We cannot raise our ability until we accept our current limitations. Practice dissolves limitations. Matches simply define where the current limits exist. The game of shooting is all about redefining our limits.
- Sam
Amateurs do it til they get it right. Professionals do it til they can't get it wrong.
"It's not the will to win that matters - everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters."
- Paul "Bear" Bryant
"The only reason why Everest is the highest mountain ever climbed is because it's the highest. If there was one higher, I bet there'd be people trying to climb it."
- Jack Barnes
- Sam
Amateurs do it til they get it right. Professionals do it til they can't get it wrong.
"It's not the will to win that matters - everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters."
- Paul "Bear" Bryant
"The only reason why Everest is the highest mountain ever climbed is because it's the highest. If there was one higher, I bet there'd be people trying to climb it."
- Jack Barnes
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 04:25 AM
Hi Mom!!!
Caution! I'm going to make a right turn!
Warning! I'm on a special onion-ring diet
Everybody listen! I have a great idea!!!
Look at my shadow. It's a little bunny.
Shiat! I'm cross-dominant! Who's got the transparent tape?!
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What did you say?! Noooo, I'M the only one here professional enough to handle this firearm
Björn Dietrich
The above post is just my opinion. It isn't better than anyone else's and there's a good chance that it is BS, and based on theory instead of experience. The best scenario is that I based my opinion on my experiences. But these may be totally different from yours.
If you want the answer to your question, just go out there and experience .
The above post is just my opinion. It isn't better than anyone else's and there's a good chance that it is BS, and based on theory instead of experience. The best scenario is that I based my opinion on my experiences. But these may be totally different from yours.
If you want the answer to your question, just go out there and experience .
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 05:50 AM
Thats the funniest thing that ive seen in a long time. My gut hurts from laughing at this thread.
Stinger Out!
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We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
TY-35249
Level 1 RO
NRA life member
OIF III-IV Veteran
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 08:55 AM
spook, on May 12 2005, 04:25 AM, said:
What did you say?! Noooo, I'M the only one here professional enough to handle this firearm
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
"Dude, you can be such an ass sometimes... even Gandhi would have smacked you."– A friend
Cullen It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
Cullen It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 10:20 AM
Hmmm... I hit a limit on my previous post. Time to start a new one to throw some more into.
Talk to the hand!
I like me
"This is my BOOM-stick"
Smooth as an android's butt
Guys with guns THAT way, I'm going this way
Talk to the hand!
I like me
"This is my BOOM-stick"
Smooth as an android's butt
Guys with guns THAT way, I'm going this way
This post has been edited by Rifter: 15 December 2005 - 11:25 PM
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:40 PM
This thing makes my face itch
"Ichi Go Ichi E"
One chance - one encounter
There are no ordinary moments.
You must see just enough of what must be seen for you to know that what you want to happen is happening as it is happening. - Benos
One chance - one encounter
There are no ordinary moments.
You must see just enough of what must be seen for you to know that what you want to happen is happening as it is happening. - Benos
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:55 PM
"You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around....."
Dave Re - A-25626 - http://drperformanceshooting.com - http://re-gun.blogspot.com
SOB #2 - The Envianator
"...we are breaking through all those sacred maxims of our forefathers, and giving alarm to every wise man on the continent of America, that all his rights depend on the will of men whose corruptions are notorious, who regard him as an enemy, and who have no interest in his prosperity." - George Johnstone, addressing the British House of Commons, October 26, 1775
"Of course I can count to three!! For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!!!"
Stewie Griffin
SOB #2 - The Envianator
"...we are breaking through all those sacred maxims of our forefathers, and giving alarm to every wise man on the continent of America, that all his rights depend on the will of men whose corruptions are notorious, who regard him as an enemy, and who have no interest in his prosperity." - George Johnstone, addressing the British House of Commons, October 26, 1775
"Of course I can count to three!! For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!!!"
Stewie Griffin