Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck
went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1.
"Do what?" asked Blonde #2.
"Send my lawn out to be mowed."
Blonde joke
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Floyd D. Barber
, May 19 2012 06:20 PM
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Posted 19 May 2012 - 06:20 PM
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
"Ain't it great to be alive and to be in Tennessee"
Charlie Daniels
“Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
Jeff Cooper
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Richard M Nixon
"Ain't it great to be alive and to be in Tennessee"
Charlie Daniels
“Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
Jeff Cooper
Non illigitamus carborundum
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